All's Well that Ends Well

Thursday night, November the 11th, Clara Grace woke her Mommy up at 3:30. This was right on schedule, so her mommy dutifully climbed out of bed and took Clara Grace to enjoy her between midnight snack and breakfast meal. But rather than eating, Clara Grace close her mouth tight and feigned sleepiness. In order to avoid being awakened yet another time, her Mommy decided to change Clara Grace’s diaper first and then feed the baby. Her mommy had only time to comment “well, that’s not a very full diaper little girl,” before the entire front of her nursing gown was splattered with runny poop. It was at that precise moment when Clara Grace woke up and began screaming uncontrollably. Her mommy attempted to sooth her, reminding her that at least she wasn’t the one with goopy stuff dripping all down her front, but this had no effect. In the end, Clara Grace settled down after she realized she hadn’t missed her meal after all. Also, her mommy was able to get her gown off without getting poop in her hair, so all’s well that ends well.