Sunday, September 02, 2007

Conversing

Three strangely dressed men with multiple earrings, approached Clara Grace and her baby brother in their shopping cart on the night of Sunday, August the twenty-sixth.

“Well, hello,” the group’s spokesman announced enthusiastically.

“Well, hello,” Clara Grace responded in the same exuberant manner.

The man was clearly taken aback at the tiny two-year-old’s vocal capabilities. “That was a very distinct hello,” he told her

“Yes, that was a stinky hello.” Clara Grace responded conversationally and then proceeded to pick her nose.

“Always say hello to new people you meet just like that,” the man with earrings admonished her gravely.

Clara Grace’s daddy interjected, “Yeah, but maybe she could do it without her finger in her nostril.”

The oddly dressed man shook his head and responded quizzically, “Oh no, I pick my nose all the time.”

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