Thankful for Euphemisms!!!

On Saturday, February the seventeenth Clara Grace stepped into the cruise boat’s glass elevator. She peered through the translucent wall at a very animated woman playing the piano. As the elevator rose toward the upper decks, the woman’s low-cut dress became more and more apparent. Clara Grace grew excited and announced to the entire elevator, “Look, she has Feeding Everetts!” Fortunately, only direct family was able to decode her meaning.